Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.
Artist/Band: AC/DC
What gender are you: Girl got rhythm
Describe yourself: She likes rock n roll 
How do you feel: Anything goes
Describe where you currently live: ain’t no fun
your best friend is: Boogie man
 Your favorite colour is: Back in black
If your life was a television show what would it be called: Show business
What is life to you: Its a long way to the top
What is the best advice you have to give: Ride on
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Hells bells

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I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape

  • Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
  • Hermione: ...
  • Ron: ..
  • Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
  • Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
  • Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
  • Hermione: everyone says that Harry
  • Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
  • Ron: so?
  • Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
  • Hermione: Harry no
  • Harry: Snape 5ever

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violentpuzzlebox:

Holy Shit! he looks just like him!

violentpuzzlebox:

Holy Shit! he looks just like him!

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britain thinks its special

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce)

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mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

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